F*Ck chocolates. give her an axe.
Flowers. Jewelry. Chocolates.
Those are our traditional Valentine’s Day gifts. They’re all pleasant things. Frivolous things. Things that made sense when the world seemed soft and safe and generally survivable.
The world doesn’t seem that way anymore. These days, it seems everything is trying to kill us. Bomb cyclones threaten our coastal cities. Nuclear Armageddon is a tweet away. Philadelphia Eagles fans run rampant in the streets.
These are dangerous times. So if you really want to show your love this year, don’t waste your money on treats. Invest in something that will help your partner survive the months ahead.
Buy her an axe.